seminar ho raha tha

Ladies ka seminar ho raha tha…

seminar ho raha tha

Topic tha: “Pati ke sath pyaar se kaise rahein!”

Un sab se puchha gaya ki kya apne pati se pyaar karti hain?

Sabhi ladies ne kaha… yes hum karte hain

Next question tha, ki aapne apne husband ko “I Love You” last time kab bola tha…?

Kisi ka jawab tha ‘aaj savere’, kisi ne bola ‘kal raat me’ aur kisi ne kuchh din pehle…

Ab, un sabse apne apne mobile se apne pati ko ‘I Love You, Darling’ SMS bhejne ko kaha gaya, aur Sabke jawab padhne ko kaha gaya…

Patiyo ke reply kuchh iss prakar the…

1) Mere Bachcho ki Amma, tum pagal ho gayi ho kya??

2) Ab kya kar diya? Car to nahin thoki na?

3) Kya hua?? kuchh samjha nahin!!

4) kya kiya tumne? iss baar tum nahin bachogi..!

5) Kya chahiye? Kitne paise chahiye?

6) Sapne mein to SMS nahin bheja na…

7) Yeh SMS galti se to mujhe nahin bheja na?

8) Tum keh rahi thi ki party me ja rahi ho… Jyaada pee to nahin li?

9) ????

10) Tum kaun??


Hindi Names Of Hollywood Movies:
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Taken : Le Li..
Taken 2 : Uski bhi Le Li..
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The Dark Knight :Sanwla
Shoorveer.. .
The Italian Job : Gandhi Parivar
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Wrong Turn : Galat Mod Le Liya Be.
Wrong Turn 2 : Saala Phir Se Galat
Mod Liya. .
Terminator : Bhasmasur.
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Welcome To The Jungle :Anil Kapoor
Ki Chhaati Me Aap Ka Swagat Hai .
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The Mummy Returns :Mataji Vaapas
Aa Rahi Hain.
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SAW: Dekha
SAW 2: Phir Se Dekha
SAW 3: Ek Baar Phir Se Dekha .
Inception : Khwab Mein Khwab,
DiPatlug Ka Dahi Janaab!


Class Mein Patlu Ne Pappu Se Puchha.
Patlu: “Radio Or News Paper Mein Kya Farq
Hai?”
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Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola:
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“Dekho
Madam, News Paper Mein Hum Roti Lapet Ke
Le
Ja Sakte Hai,
Magar Radio Mein Nahi Le Ja Sakte“




















Sachin Tendulkar- 10th pass
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Anil ambani- 12th pass
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Einstein-"failed 12 tym in a class"
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Edission-"i never worried for
exam,coz 1 sheet never decide mah future"
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Harbhajan singh- 8th pass
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M.s dhoni-"failed 2 tyms in b.com" .
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"BS YAHI KUch LOG H JO
MjHE PADHNE SE ROKTE Hai

VARNA m bhi top krta !!

Chingam Sir

Chingam Sir

A mechanical engineer went to
police station for
filing report for his missing wife:

Engineer : I lost my wife
(misty) ,she went for shopping and
still not reached home yet

Inspector: What is her height

Engineer: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Engineer: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eyes

Engineer: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair

Engineer: Changes according to
season

Inspector: What was she wearing

Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t
remember exactly

Inspector: Was she going in a
car ?????????

Engineer: yes

Inspector : tell me the
number ,name and color of the car

Engineer: black audi A8 with
supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine
generating 333 horse power teamed
with an eight-
speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with Motuual mode.
And it has full LED
headlights, which use light
emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very thin
scratch on the front left door
…. And
theN the engineer started crying….

Inspector: Lets search for the car

Inspecter Chingam

Inspecter Chingam

                                                                                 Killer shayaris are back!!
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Using ur brain is strictly prohibited
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1) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hai,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hai
3) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehPatlun,
and the award goes to A.R.RehMotu.
4) Motuchester United mein khelta hai ROONEY
ACP PradhuyMotun ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
5) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
6) Teri adao pe main waari waari
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Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7) Na jeene ki aarzoo na marne kakhauf
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The number you're trying is currently switched off.
8)Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo
Naya godrej powder hair dye, bas kaato gholo aur laga lo
9) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak
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CameraMotu praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK.
9) mehgai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo
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mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu
10) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan.
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mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan.
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan.
11) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna
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Blood donate karne se pehle hameshauska group janchna.
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BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna.
12) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala.
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Patlu, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
13) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach.
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Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach.
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!!
14)Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
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hum CID se hain, koi apne jagah se nahi hilega

Patlu Teacher

 Patlu Teacher

Patlu:
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?
Stdnt:
Sir, Light Nhi Thi.
Teachr:
To Mom-Batti Jala Lete.
Student:
Sir, Patluchis Nhi Thi.
Teachr:
Machis Kyon Nai Thi?
Student:
Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.
Teachr:
To Wahan Se Le Aate.
Student:
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha.
Teachr:
Nahaye Kyon Nhi Thy?
Student:
Pani Nhi Tha Sir.
Teachr:
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?
Student:
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teachr:
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai
Chal Rahi Thi?
Student:
Sir Bataya Toh....Light Nhi Thi....