seminar ho raha tha

Ladies ka seminar ho raha tha…

seminar ho raha tha

Topic tha: “Pati ke sath pyaar se kaise rahein!”

Un sab se puchha gaya ki kya apne pati se pyaar karti hain?

Sabhi ladies ne kaha… yes hum karte hain

Next question tha, ki aapne apne husband ko “I Love You” last time kab bola tha…?

Kisi ka jawab tha ‘aaj savere’, kisi ne bola ‘kal raat me’ aur kisi ne kuchh din pehle…

Ab, un sabse apne apne mobile se apne pati ko ‘I Love You, Darling’ SMS bhejne ko kaha gaya, aur Sabke jawab padhne ko kaha gaya…

Patiyo ke reply kuchh iss prakar the…

1) Mere Bachcho ki Amma, tum pagal ho gayi ho kya??

2) Ab kya kar diya? Car to nahin thoki na?

3) Kya hua?? kuchh samjha nahin!!

4) kya kiya tumne? iss baar tum nahin bachogi..!

5) Kya chahiye? Kitne paise chahiye?

6) Sapne mein to SMS nahin bheja na…

7) Yeh SMS galti se to mujhe nahin bheja na?

8) Tum keh rahi thi ki party me ja rahi ho… Jyaada pee to nahin li?

9) ????

10) Tum kaun??


Hindi Names Of Hollywood Movies:
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Taken : Le Li..
Taken 2 : Uski bhi Le Li..
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The Dark Knight :Sanwla
Shoorveer.. .
The Italian Job : Gandhi Parivar
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Wrong Turn : Galat Mod Le Liya Be.
Wrong Turn 2 : Saala Phir Se Galat
Mod Liya. .
Terminator : Bhasmasur.
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Welcome To The Jungle :Anil Kapoor
Ki Chhaati Me Aap Ka Swagat Hai .
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The Mummy Returns :Mataji Vaapas
Aa Rahi Hain.
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SAW: Dekha
SAW 2: Phir Se Dekha
SAW 3: Ek Baar Phir Se Dekha .
Inception : Khwab Mein Khwab,
DiPatlug Ka Dahi Janaab!


Class Mein Patlu Ne Pappu Se Puchha.
Patlu: “Radio Or News Paper Mein Kya Farq
Hai?”
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Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola:
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“Dekho
Madam, News Paper Mein Hum Roti Lapet Ke
Le
Ja Sakte Hai,
Magar Radio Mein Nahi Le Ja Sakte“




















Sachin Tendulkar- 10th pass
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Anil ambani- 12th pass
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Einstein-"failed 12 tym in a class"
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Edission-"i never worried for
exam,coz 1 sheet never decide mah future"
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Harbhajan singh- 8th pass
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M.s dhoni-"failed 2 tyms in b.com" .
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"BS YAHI KUch LOG H JO
MjHE PADHNE SE ROKTE Hai

VARNA m bhi top krta !!