Inspecter Chingam

Inspecter Chingam

                                                                                 Killer shayaris are back!!
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Using ur brain is strictly prohibited
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1) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hai,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hai
3) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehPatlun,
and the award goes to A.R.RehMotu.
4) Motuchester United mein khelta hai ROONEY
ACP PradhuyMotun ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
5) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
6) Teri adao pe main waari waari
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Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7) Na jeene ki aarzoo na marne kakhauf
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The number you're trying is currently switched off.
8)Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo
Naya godrej powder hair dye, bas kaato gholo aur laga lo
9) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak
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CameraMotu praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK.
9) mehgai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo
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mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu
10) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan.
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mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan.
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan.
11) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna
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Blood donate karne se pehle hameshauska group janchna.
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BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna.
12) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala.
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Patlu, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
13) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach.
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Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach.
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!!
14)Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
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hum CID se hain, koi apne jagah se nahi hilega